Me: "Um what? Can I get you a what?"
Child: "A latte. From Starbucks."
Me: "Uh tell me more?" (my favorite teachereaze phrase, which really is another way of saying...what?)
Child: "Well, you see my friend so-and-so won a game called "Queen for the Day" and so now I have to give them whatever they want. So I need a latte."
Me: "Um what? (I try to be smart then and I say) "Why don't you go make me a list and I will get right on that."
Child: "Ok. Also they want a donut from Dunkin Donuts too."